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No U Don't Have Train.

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+ Why wouldn't they work outside? It's + not like they're magically gonna come off the rails once they leave + the dome.
+ All of your trains are outfitted with fail-safe + emergency brakes. On power loss, you have about 15 seconds before they + are applied and the train comes to an abrupt, unscheduled halt. + You can't even tow these things without power.
+ I thought you said the tracks were in decent + shape? Why would the contacts? sliders? + come off the power rail for that long?
+ A) I didn't, I said they are in + surprisingly decent shape after being exposed to the elements + for a century without any maintenance. B) That power rail isn't + gonna be of any use because it doesn't deliver any power. +
+ What do you mean? Why not?
+ Where does the rail get its power from? +
+ The power grid.
+ Not quite, but close enough. What do we not + have outside?
+ Of course there is a power grid outside. + It's what powered the old world just as ours powers the city. +
+ There used to be one, that much is correct, + but it hasn't been used or maintained in a century. Even if you did + somehow manage to get part of it working, I still wouldn't trust it. + And where would you wanna get the electricity to run it from?
+ From a substation. We fix up one of those and + use it to power the grid.
+ Great, now you have a local grid attached to + the high voltage grid. And what do you wanna power that with?
+ What? The substations make the power. + It's where all the power in the city comes from: Two substations + – one in the wall next to this airlock and the other one is by + the other airlock.
+ There is a third one deep below Central + Square. These are indeed where the electricity in the city comes from + but they don't make it. They get it from a power plant outside, + a bit northeast of here.
+ The dome powered by the outside world? + People be believing strange things these days...
+ I don't have to believe. I was there when + the city was built and, more recently, I helped replace a failing + generator at said power plant. You might have noticed the power + outage.
+ Uhuh, sure buddy. Since you've been doing + nothing but spewing nonsense all this time, I'm just gonna have one + of our guys drive a train up there and we'll see what happens. +
+ I'll get some popcorn; watching this is + gonna be fun. Wouldn't be the first time a train got stuck in these + tunnels... +

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